Many of you either have heard of or remember the famous daredevil Evil Knievel. He was famous for jumping motorcycles over cars, trucks, tractor trailers, and even tried to jump a rocket propelled motorbike over the Grand Canyon. Before all of his jumps he would look into the camera and give this disclaimer: “Kids, don’t try this at home.” The following story I am going to tell you is true, but if you are single and contemplate getting married one day, don’t try this at home.

On my very first date with Teresa I told her that I only tell a girl that I love her if I want to marry her. I warned her, “If I tell you I love you I am asking you to marry me.” The next night, on our second date, I told Teresa that I loved her. If I had been a comedian I would have felt great, because I don’t think…