A couple in Sweetwater Texas had a lot of potted plants, and while watching TV the weatherman predicted a cold front coming through. The husband suggests that they bring in the potted plants. The wife goes outside to bring them indoors to protect them from freezing.
It turned out that a little garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and after it got warm, it crawled out on the floor. The wife saw it just as it went under the couch and she begins screaming hysterically.
Her husband who had gotten in the shower runs into the living room completely naked to see what is happening. She tells him there is a snake under the sofa. He gets on his hands and knees to look for it. When he does the family dog comes up and cold noses him on the rear. He thinks the snake has bitten him and h…