In 1997 the following letter appeared in newspapers throughout our land:
Dear Ann Landers: You recently printed a sweet “how‑we‑met” story. The woman said at the end of World War II, she sat behind a soldier in church. He knew all the lyrics to the songs so she figured he couldn’t be all bad. Later, she learned he was a doctor. Three months later, she slipped on an icy walk and injured her arm. That same doctor insisted she stay in the infirmary, and he visited her twice a day. When she was discharged, he asked her to the movies to celebrate. They subsequently married in the same chapel where they had met.
Here’s how that same story would go if it happened [today]:
Dear Ann: Last week, I attended church services and noticed that the soldier sitting behind me knew all the words to every …