Some of you are familiar with the off-beat humor of Jack Handey. I have a list of "Deep Thoughts" allegedly written by young people, ages four to fifteen, who were asked to write their thoughts in Jack Handey's style. Some of them are hilarious in a bizarre kind of way.

Here's one by a youngster aged 10: My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth--that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally--but I didn't want to upset him.

Or this one by a young person aged 11: I once heard the voice of God. It said, "Vrrrrmmmmm." Unless it was just a lawn mower.

Or this one by a youngster Age 15: I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have…