No matter what your politics might be, whether you are Democrat, Republican or Independent, by common consensus one of the wittiest and funniest presidents in human history was Ronald Reagan. I came across some of his famous one-liners the other day and I thought you would get a kick out of them.

• It is true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure why take the chance?
• I’m not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
• I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency – even if I am in a Cabinet meeting.
• Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
• I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.
• I never drink coffee a…