The speaker at a woman's club was lecturing on marriage and asked the audience how many of them wanted to "mother" their husbands. One member in the back row raised her hand. "You mean you really want to mother your husband?" the speaker asked. "Mother?" the woman said. "I thought you said smother."

A Protestant young man was marrying a Catholic girl. They met with her priest to sign some prewedding ceremony papers. While filling out the form, the young man read aloud a few questions. When he got to the last one, which read: "Are you entering this marriage at your own will?" he looked over at his fiancee. "Put down ˜Yes,'" she said.

There was a sad article in the newspapers recently about a man in Redlands, California named Glynn "Scotty" Wolfe. Wolfe has been married 29 times. A flamboy…