Topic: Unselfishness, head of church, leadership, ministry teams, servanthood, dictator

Characters: One male and voice offstage

Scene: Man at a desk

Man: OK, now how should I start this speech to my ministry team? My peons. No, that won't do. (Crumbles up paper and tosses it on each mind change) How about, you little people better listen up. Nah, won't work. Listen up, I'm the ministry leader and I've got something to say. Maybe. It's just so difficult to be a key leader in the church. I've got to get this group to do what I want them to do.

Voice Offstage: You mean, to do what I want them to.

Man: What's that? What'd you say?

Voice: I said, "To do what I want them to."

Man: Is that you, Pastor?

Voice: A little higher up than that.

Man: You don't sound like my wife.

Voice: Still a little higher.

Man:…