In Operation Desert Storm a few years ago, for camouflage purposes, a division of soldiers had to repaint their Humvees to the color of the surrounding sand. The result was that the Humvees suddenly acquired a distinctly pinkish cast. As you can imagine, this became quite a source of humor for the soldiers. Someone even made a bumper sticker for one of these Humvees. It read, "Ask me about Mary Kay." Human beings are so creative. Particularly when it comes to humor. We can see evidences of that creativity everywhere--even on the bumpers of our cars. Here are some other bumper stickers I think are worth keeping:

"If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now."

I have a question about this one: "Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister."

Here's a good one: "Someday we'll look back on al…