Do you have the “birthright blues?” Jane does. Listen to her story.

Jane: I am so plain and dull that I never have any dates.

Friend: Why don’t you go to a good beauty salon and get a different hairdo?

Jane: Yes, but that costs too much money.

Friend: Well, how about buying a magazine with some suggestions for different ways of setting it yourself?

Jane: Yes, I tried that -- and my hair is too fine. It doesn’t hold a set. If I wear it in a bun, it at least looks neat.

Friend: How about using makeup to dramatize your features, then?

Jane: Yes, but my skin is allergic to makeup. I tried it once and my skin got rough and broke out.

Friend: They have lots of good, non-allergenic makeups out now. Why don’t you go see a dermatologist?

Jane: Yes, but I know what he’ll say. He’ll say I don’t eat r…