Top Ten Hymns for "Birthday-challenged" People

10. "It Is Well with My Soul (But My Back Aches a Lot)"

9. "Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing"

8. "Amazing Grace (Considering My Age)"

7. "Just a Slower Walk with Thee"

6. "Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One"

5. "Go Tell it on the Mountain -and Speak Up!"

4. "Give Me That Old Timer's Religion"

3. "Blessed Insurance"

2. "Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah (I've Forgotten Where I Parked)"

And the Number One Hymn for People Our Age Is . . .

1. "Nearer, My God, to Thee"