In the big inning
Eve stole first, Adam stole second;
St. Peter umpired the game.
Rebecca went to the well with the pitcher;
Ruth in the field won fame.
David struck out Goliath;
A base hit was made on Abel by Cain;
The prodigal son made one home run.
Brother Noah gave out checks for rain.
CSS Publishing Co., Inc., leaves from the dean's joke book, by e. e. flack