A fellow was on an airplane flight home one afternoon.  He sat in the non-smoking section, as he always did.  This day he was seated on the aisle of the plane.  After the plane had taken off the man across from him took out one of those little short cigars that look like compressed leather.  He lit up and started puffing noxious black smoke into the air.  The first man leaned across the aisle and said, “I’m sorry, sir, but this is the non-smoking section.  You can’t smoke here.” The smoker just ignored him, and looked straight ahead as if no one else in the world existed.  Finally the fellow had had enough and called for the stewardess.  The stewardess came down the aisle and asked, “Can I help you?” The fellow said, “Yes, this man is ignoring the non-smoking section and smoking that awful…