If I were to ask you to complete the sentence, "You know it is going to be a bad day when ..." how would you respond? Let me give you a few examples.

You know it is going to be a bad day when your car horn sticks on Interstate 75 and you are behind 32 Hell's Angels. You know it is going to be a bad day when you arrive at work and find a Sixty Minutes news team waiting in your office. You know it is going to be a bad day when your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You know it is going to be a bad day when you turn on the evening news and they are showing evacuation routes out of the city. You know it is going to be a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

It's good that we can laugh at some of these silly suggestions, isn't it? It's good, because we kno…