Topic: Obstacles, trials, troubles, preparation

Characters: 2 males

Scene: At the foot of the mountain

Sam: I can't believe it. Tomorrow we climb up the mountain and reach the top. This is a momentous occasion. This may go down in the history books. Do you know that no one has ever climbed this peak in recent history and no one has ever done it during the high wind season?

Harry: Why? Why do we do it?

Sam: Because it is there?

Harry: No, that's not it.

Sam: Then why?

Harry: For the endorsements.

Sam: Yes, the mountain-climbing equipment.

Harry: The mountain shoes.

Sam: The climbing ropes.

Harry: The camping gear.

Sam: The mountain-climber's trading cards.

Harry: The what?

Sam: Trading cards.

Harry: I don't think so. I don't think it'll …