Do you remember everything your mother told you? Here's a list which sounded familiar when I first heard it. It's called

Things My MOTHER Taught Me

My Mother taught me LOGIC ...

"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE ...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD ...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP ...

"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR ...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT ...

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about GENETICS …