Bill Adler wrote a book once that consisted of children's letters to Santa Claus. Here are some of the letters:

"Dear Santa:

Last year you didn't leave me anything good. The year before last year, you didn't leave me anything good. This year is your last chance. Alfred

Dear Santa:

My baby brother would like a cowboy suit. Do you have one with diapers? --Andy

Dear Santa:

In my house there are three boys. Richard is two. Jeffrey is four. Norman is seven. Richard is good sometimes. Jeffrey is good sometimes. Norman is good all the time. (Signed) Norman."

Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes comic strip fame) stands behind a tree, poised to throw a snowball at his "girlfriend." She says, "I see you, Calvin, and you'd better not throw that snowball! I'm mailing a letter to Santa right now."

Cal…