Object: an empty shopping bag and a shopping list (see below)

Good morning, boys and girls. I brought this shopping bag with me because I thought I'd do a little shopping this morning while I'm at church. Let's see what's on my shopping list. (Read list.) Two boxes of love, three cans of forgiveness, nine Bible verses and four smiles. Could anyone tell me where I could find any of those things? (Let them respond.) I need to get those things because I've got this shopping list and they're all on my list of things to buy. I even brought this big shopping bag to put all my things in. Do you see a clerk who could help me find these things? (Let them respond.) There are no clerks here at church! I guess I'll have to look myself. (Pretend to look.) Here are some smiles. How much is that smile? …