[While King Duncan is enjoying a well deserved retirement we are going back to his earliest sermons and renewing them. The newly modernized sermon is shown first and below, for reference sake, is the old sermon. We will continue this updating throughout the year bringing fresh takes on King's best sermons.]

Original Title: All That From A Little Bit Of Water?
New Title: All That From A Little Water

There was the Baptist minister who, at his first baptism, became stage-struck. Standing in the baptismal pool with the candidate for this sacred rite, the pastor suffered a complete lapse of memory. He became so muddled that he forgot which sacrament he was administering. Eyes heavenward, he borrowed words from the communion service instead of the baptismal service and gave this command: "Drink ye …