Have you heard about the young woman who lived on a large ranch in West Texas? She had fallen in love with a local cowboy named Tex...and she wanted to get married. But Texas was inexperienced in the world of romance...and to make matters worse, he was extremely shy. She realized that she needed to help him a bit to move this courtship along.., so she took matters into her own hands.
“Oh, Tex,” she said, “Do you think my eyes are like glittering stars?”
“Yes,” he replied.
“And,” she asked, “Do you think my teeth are like a beautiful string of pearls?”
“Yep,” he answered.
“And do you think my complexion is like gorgeous rose petals?” she questioned.
“Yep,” he answered.
“And do you think my hair shines like gold in the moonlight?”
“Yep,” he answered.
“Oh, Tex,” she exclaimed, “You d…