A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by a traffic cop.

“What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the officer. Was he a potential arsonist, thought the officer or, even worse, a terrorist?

“I’m a juggler,” the driver answered, “and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”

“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.”

The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slow down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!” (1)

Well, maybe he does need to quit drinking, or at least cut back. Of course, there are many people who need to quit or cut back on their drinking.

Pardon me for meddling for a few moments, but let’s talk abo…