I guess everyone has his or her own concept of what is important in life. There’s a tombstone in Wisconsin that leaves no doubt about the priority of the person who lies in that particular grave. Under a certain man’s name and the dates of his birth and death is carved this inscription: “Bowled 300 in 1982.”

Well, that was what was important to this man. He once bowled 300 and he wanted the world to know it. Some of you bowlers can relate to that.

A woman was taking her time browsing through a yard sale. She said to the homeowner, “My husband is going to be very angry when he finds out I stopped at your yard sale.”

The homeowner sought to reassure her: “I’m sure he’ll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found,” she replied.

“Normally, yes,” the woman said. “But he j…