Freshman servants are as easy to find as the circus-escaping elephant hiding behind a fire hydrant. Scores of fraternities and sororities are transformed into animal houses on every September day. Freshmen are turned into obedient coolies as they bow and scrape before upper classmen. Like a faithful Fido, the freshmen must minister to every need of their senior masters. It is part of the initiation process whose goal is to turn beanie-wearing frosh into proud-as-punch alumni, as they return in glory to root for old Sigma Tau.

Senior servants, on the other hand, are as hard to find on a campus as a teenager when the dishes need washing.

What is true in college frat houses is not always true in life. Look around any church on any Sunday morning. Chances are the person next to you is a seni…