A certain advertising agent decided to trade in his winged-tip shoes for a white robe. He set himself up as a swami in one of the Eastern religions. He advertised his ability to answer life's most profound questions and eventually gathered a group of disciples who sat reverently about him while he remained lost in meditation.

Finally the newly made swami broke his trance long enough to utter his profound insight for the day: "Life," he said, "is like a can of Pringle potato chips floating in a bowl of Pepsi Cola." The disciples nodded respectfully ” except for one. He said, "But swami, why is life like a can of Pringles floating in a bowl of Pepsi Cola?" At this, the ex-advertising agent lifted his head, fixed the questioner with an icy stare and said, "Listen, fellow, did you come here t…