Sometime back, John Gratton in the Drexel, Missouri STAR gave us a description of what it would be like to live in a perfect world. Here are a few of his thoughts.

In a Perfect World. . . a person should feel as good at 50 as he did at 17, and he would actually be as smart at 50 as he thought he was at 17.

In a Perfect World. . . you could give away a baby bed without getting pregnant.

In a Perfect World. . . pro baseball players would complain about teachers being paid contracts worth millions of dollars.

In a Perfect World . . . the mail would always be early, the check would always be in the mail, and it would be written for more than you expected.

In a Perfect World . . . potato chips might have calories, but if you ate them with dip, the calories would be neutralized.

In a Perfe…