The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from fifth and sixth graders' essays, exams and classroom discussions:

•  You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
• When planets go around and around in circles we say they are orbiting. When people do it we say they are crazy.
• A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way to go.
• Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.
• Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're here.
• We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for many things people forget to put the top on.
• I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it and that is the important thing.
• Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.
• Question: In what ways are we dependent upon the sun? Answer: We can always depend on the sun for sunburns and tidal waves.