In a labor room on the obstetrics wing of a hospital, a doctor found a crumpled paper on which an expectant father had done some scribbling. Obviously, during the pauses in the long labor process, he had been thinking about the child about to be born. This is what he wrote: John Peter Jones, John P. Jones, J.P. Jones, John Jones, Governor John Jones, President John P. Jones, All the Way with JPJ!"
Maybe the baby turned out to be Juanita Paulene Jones! I can tell you one thing that father and mother discovered. As soon as a child is born, the process begins of turning that child loose. A baby learns to stand alone, and then to walk. After what seems an eternity, he or she learns what a bathroom is for. He goes to nursery school a few mornings a week. Then he is off to first grade. He gains…