Interesting thoughts about marriage (written, I suspect, by a man):

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a litt…