A teacher observed a boy entering her classroom with dirty hands. She stopped him and said, “Johnny, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?”
With a smile the boy replied, “I think I’d be too polite to mention it.”
A pastor says his son’s Sunday School teacher approached him after church and said, “Let me tell you what your son said in Sunday School today (a phrase sure to strike fear in the heart of every pastor). She had been teaching about how God created Adam from the dust of the earth.
To which his son Luke said, “You mean I’m made out of dirt?”
The teacher responded, “Well, in a sense, yes.”
Luke thought for a moment, processing this information through his four-year-old brain. Then Luke said, “My Mom is NOT going to …