Object: A mirror.

Good morning to all of the boys and girls who think that I am good looking. How many of you think that I am the handsomest pastor in the whole world? How many of you think that I have the prettiest teeth and eyes that you have ever seen? Hmmm, it doesn't look like I am going to get to say good morning to many of you today. I don't understand why you don't think I am good looking. My mirror [hold up the mirror] thinks that I am very good looking. The other day I asked Minnie Mirror if she thought that I was the best looking pastor she had ever seen and she said "yes." Good old Minnie is quite a friend, isn't she? She thinks that I am pretty and tells me so whenever I ask her. But you know what? I don't believe her either. Mirrors are so funny, they can always tell you, if…