Someone please explain a great mystery to me. Why is it that a person who is generally honest in all things cannot give you an accurate description of the fish he has caught? I mean, if you asked this person to tell you his net financial worth, he would tell the truth. If asked to describe his wife he would do so objectively, noting her strengths and weaknesses. But for the life of him he cannot give an honest, accurate description of a fish he caught. When showing you the length of the fish, he cannot restrain his hands. And it's even worse when he describes the fish that got away. I would like to have heard the prophet Jonah describe the fish that swallowed him somewhere in the broad expanse of the Mediterranean Sea. Poor old Jonah. For the rest of his life when he told his story, every…