In a certain church one Sunday, they celebrated The Lord's Supper. During the "Children's Sermon", the pastor was talking about communion and what it is all about. He told the kids the Bible talks about Holy Communion being a "joyful feast". Then he asked: "What does that mean? Well, "joyful" means happy, right? And a feast is a meal, right?. So a "joyful feast" is a Happy, Meal. And what are the three things we need for a happy meal?" 

Well, you're ahead of me on this one aren't you? The pastor never got to finish the Children's Sermon because one little boy sitting in front hollered out, "Hamburger, fries, and a Coke?"