Object: a warranty or guarantee.

Good morning, boys and girls. I want to see how good your memory is today. How many of you can remember a toy you received way back at Christmas time? (Let them raise their hands if they can remember.) Can some of you tell me one thing you received? (Let them tell you.) Now let me ask you a different kind of question. How many of you received something for Christmas that is already broken? (Let them answer.)

Sometimes it doesn't even take six months for something new to break, does it. Sometimes it can even break on the same day we get it. That's one reason the pe…