"What are a Redneck's famous last words?" asks Redneck expert Jeff Foxworthy. "Simple," he says. The Redneck's last words are, "Y'all watch this!"

"Whatever the foolhardy act," says Foxworthy, "his friends always oblige. In fact, they probably put the poor guy up to no good in the first place, just for a laugh. Not that he minds. Men know that their friends," Foxworthy continues, "are going to get them into trouble. They expect it. That's why they're called friends. Have you ever heard a guy describe friendship?" asks Foxworthy. "There's ALWAYS trouble involved. "Ole George, boy, he's a great friend. He'll come get you out of jail at 3:00 in the morning." (1)

How many times have you said to your teenager, "Anyone who gets you in trouble is not your friend"?   How important are your frien…