... . It all started when Alice the Cat went down the drain. "I heard her saying, Bye-bye, fluff-fluff, bye-bye,'" her father, Rowlf Hawkins said Tuesday. "I ran into the bathroom just in time to watch Alice the Cat go down the toilet." Cost: $2.50 for the ... Bear, $25 for smoke damage done to the kitchen and $375 for the dishwasher. When the Hawkinses returned from a weekend trip, they opened the refrigerator and everything inside it was warm. The repairman found little magnetic letters in the vents. Cost: $3. ...
... in Zimbabwe, and in the United States. He has administered over 2,000 baptisms in his time in ministry. He has also led numerous mission trips to Zimbabwe, and his church congregations in the U.S. have helped to build a church and a well in Dzobo’s village there. (9 ... Stop Laughing Now! Compiled by Ann Spangler and Shari MacDonald (Grand Rapids: Zondervan, 2002), p. 54. 4. Greg L. Hawkins and Cally Parkinson, Move: What 1,000 Churches Reveal about Spiritual Growth (Grand Rapids: Zondervan, 2011), 19. Cited ...
A man showed up at church with his ears painfully blistered. After the service, his concerned pastor asked "What in the world happened to you?" The man replied, "I was lying on the couch yesterday afternoon watching a ball game on TV and my wife was ironing nearby. I was totally engrossed in the game when she left the room, leaving the iron near the phone. The phone rang and keeping my eyes glued to the television, I grabbed the hot iron and put it to my ear." "So how did the other ear get burned?" the ...
