... never got more than a C- in that class. (1) Some people don't have a sense of humor. This story reminds me of a line by comedian Steven Wright. Wright says: I have a switch in my apartment. It doesn't do anything. Every once in a while, I turn it on and off . . . One ... , a house once owned by Ernest Hemingway. At the Sotheby's auction of Jackie Kennedy Onassis's personal belongings, her fake pearls sold for $211,500 and JFK's wood clubs went for $772,500. Not because the items themselves are worthy, but ...