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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then Success is sure.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?


It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces.



The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty, and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.


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