A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.Robert Benchley
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.Robert Benchley
