Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents.
Richard Armour
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
Richard Armour
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
Richard Armour
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Richard Armour
Some people can carry a tune, but they seem to stagger under the load.
Richard Armour
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
Richard Armour
There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.
