A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.Ogden Nash
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?Ogden Nash
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.Ogden Nash
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.Ogden Nash
