... vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on." That's from Roseanne Barr "I thinktherefore I'm single." Lizz Winstead "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." Elayne Boosler "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." Maryon Pearson "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." Margaret Thatcher "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." Gloria Steinem Our last one is ...