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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture which they cannot understand; but as for me, I have always noticed that the passages in Scripture which trouble me most are those which I do understand.

Mark Twain

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

Mark Twain

A lie can travel half way around the world while the Truth is still lacing up her boots.

Mark Twain

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Mark Twain

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Mark Twain

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

Mark Twain

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Mark Twain

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

Mark Twain

A sound heart is a safer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

Mark Twain

Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.

Mark Twain

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Mark Twain

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

Mark Twain

Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

Mark Twain

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Mark Twain

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man - the biography of the man himself cannot be written.

Mark Twain

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Mark Twain

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death.

Mark Twain

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Mark Twain

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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Mark Twain

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

Mark Twain

A lie can travel half way around the world while the Truth is still lacing up her boots.

Mark Twain

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Mark Twain

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Mark Twain

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

Mark Twain

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Mark Twain

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

Mark Twain

A sound heart is a safer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

Mark Twain

Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.

Mark Twain

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Mark Twain

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

Mark Twain

Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

Mark Twain

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Mark Twain

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man - the biography of the man himself cannot be written.

Mark Twain

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Mark Twain

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death.

Mark Twain

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Mark Twain

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