... like Sam Snead once told a student, "Lay off three weeks and then quit for good." Or as Phyllis Diller disclosed for struggling hackers, "The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing." Instead, he repeated ... kisses in the cloakroom. She was winking at me. I winked back. I always liked licorice. Melvin had another puddle under his desk. And Marilyn who was in her third year of fifth grade started rubbing my back. I didn't stop her. And I thought to myself, "Everybody ...