1. What Do Daddies Do?
Six-year-old Calvin is talking to his stuffed Tiger Hobbes: Calvin: Here's a box of crayons. I need some illustrations for a story I'm writing. You can draw something besides tigers, can't you? Hobbes: Sure, Leopards, pumas, ocelots....you name it. (Time passes and we find Calvin in bed with his stuffed tiger, ready to be tucked in by his father.)
Calvin: Here Dad, read t...
Cathy and her boyfriend, Irving, who is a golfing fanatic, are on vacation. They are on the golf course.
Cathy: Here's your ball, Irving! It was over in the weeds!
Irving: AACK! You moved the ball! You're not allowed to move the ball, Cathy!
Cathy: Who cares? We're the only ones out here!
Irving: It's against the rules! You can't break the rules!!
Cathy: You hate rules!
Irving: But this is a...
On a sunny day in September, 1972, a stern-face, plainly dressed man could be seen standing still on a street corner in the busy Chicago Loop. As pedestrians hurried by on their way to lunch or business, he would solemnly lift his right arm, and pointing to the person nearest him, intone loudly the single word "GUILTY!"
Then, without any change of expression, he would resume his stiff stance for ...