... least likely to be allowed on the train themselves. Was there anyone the least bit surprised when Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson finally announced they were going to divorce? Most of us never even bothered trying to accept the fact that they had married in the first place. After all, what was the point? It may have been the first wedding in history greeted with death knells instead of wedding bells. Sure, Lisa Marie and Michael embody two of the most bizarre life-styles of the rich and famous ever ...