An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.Laurence J. Peter
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.Laurence J. Peter
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.Laurence J. Peter
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.Laurence J. Peter
Men now monopolize the upper levels, depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.Laurence J. Peter
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.Laurence J. Peter
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.Laurence J. Peter
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.Laurence J. Peter
