Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.Kin Hubbard
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.Kin Hubbard
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.Kin Hubbard
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.Kin Hubbard
