... the fellowship room the long-haired, bearded pastor, wearing a clerical collar is briefing his congregation on the events of the week ahead. Reading from his clipboard, he begins by stating, "This Monday, of course, we have a lecture on nutrition from Kate Moss' personal chef . . ." He continues, "Tuesday and Thursday will be our regular 12-Step nights . . ." At this point, one of the parishioners breaks in, "Pastor, would that be drugs or sex addiction?" The pastor responds, "Drugs. Sex Addiction we've cut ...
2. 12-Step Nights
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... in the fellowship room the long-haired, bearded pastor, wearing a clerical collar, briefs his congregation on the events of the week ahead. Reading from his clipboard, he begins by stating, "This Monday, of course, we have a lecture on nutrition from Kate Moss'' personal chef . . ." He continues, "Tuesday and Thursday will be our regular 12-Step nights . . ." At this point, one of the parishioners breaks in, "Pastor, would that be drugs or sex addiction?" The pastor responds, "Drugs. Sex Addiction we've cut ...
... as yourself." William Booth did just that! Booth was born April 10, 1829, in Nottingham, England, son of Samuel and Mary Moss Booth. He lived with his parents in poverty. His father died when William was fourteen. He became an apprentice to a Unitarian ... dad, ‘My parents did not have to say a word to me about Christianity. I saw it in action.’ " Catherine once told her daughter Kate: "You are not in the world for yourself. You have been sent for others. The world is waiting for you" (The General Next to ...
