... You paid more for your last car than you did for your first house. 3. Your kids want your old bell-bottoms, because they are back in style. 2. There have not been three songs released in the last twenty years which can hold a candle to the music of John Fogerty, The Eagles or The Beatles. 1. If they add any more lines to your glasses, they'll look like vertical blinds. One man said, "You're old if you remember when radios plugged into the wall and toothbrushes didn't." A seventy-year-old man was telling his ...
