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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

From a theater review: "The big trouble was that the seats faced the stage."

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