Joey AdamsBankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
Joey AdamsI want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.
Joey AdamsIf it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Joey AdamsRockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Joey AdamsThe difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
