... it all off to be sold. But when the time came for the auction, Mildred was ill and couldn’t go. Joe went instead. You guessed it! Joe saw this lawn furniture and bought it. He thought he had found a terrific bargain. Poor Mildred! She had to wait ... t cut that ice." Finally the young man yelled, "All right, what’s going on here? What are you bothering me for. Just who the heck do you think you are anyway?" To which the mystery voice replied, "I’m manager of the skating rink!" I wish God’s voice were ...
Exodus 34:1-28, Exodus 34:29-35, John 1:1-18, Acts 9:1-19a
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Lori Wagner
... 20 feet in front of him. It took less than a second to travel from there to him, knocking him to the ground. Joe described the experience as numbing his entire body at first, so that he couldn’t move. Eventually, he got up, went inside, and ... punch is that when Saul’s sight returns, he’s not the same man! Not even close! So much so, that no one knows what the heck happened to him! The Christians are afraid of him. The apostles are too when he’s brought later back to Jerusalem. And when Paul begins ...
... a new teacher might botch my name. As she called the roll, she would breeze through the more common names -- the Jims and Joes, the Debbies and Margarets. She effortlessly called the names of all the kids, at last coming in the alphabet to my name. If ... sustained pause ensued, I knew I was in trouble. As the teacher studied my name I imagined her saying to herself, "˜just who the heck is this foreign kid?" So as I said, I toyed with the thought of going by initials. My father, whose name is Hans Siegfried, ...
... daughter," pleaded the Canaanite woman. "Well, I’m really supposed to only go to the House of Israel," said Jesus, ''but what the heck?" (15:Zlff.). He heals her. "Rabbi, Moses said a man could get out of marriage by giving his wife a certificate of divorce." "It ... …” says Jesus. "And before that, there was Sam. That loving relationship was fulfilling for about three months. Then there was Joe. So what's with this sin bit, Mr. Morality?” Jesus looked around at his feet, searching for a large stone ...
